Love Lost, Wallet Locked

Spotted:

Trouble brewing across continents for our girl Souk0 and the mysteriously frugal heir known only as Mr. Maritime.

What once looked like a long-distance love story was already sinking long before anyone said a word.
The drift began when college pulled them apart — one Snap a day, no calls, and a frozen Snapmap stuck on “last active 10 hours ago.”
Real? Not really.
Suspicious? Absolutely.

Then came the breakup text: cold, polished, and ending with the now-iconic line:

“Please give me my hoodie back.”

A hoodie… after two years together?
Classy.

And the gossip doesn’t stop there.
Insiders say Mr. Maritime — despite coming from a well-known, well-funded family — treated every bill like a personal crisis.

The most infamous moment?
A simple 300 QR dinner that had him whispering about going 50/50 — until Souk0 paid the whole thing and walked out.

Add in the emotional distance, the disappearing calls, and rumors of someone new abroad, and the picture becomes crystal clear:

He wasn’t chasing love —
just attention.
Convenient, easy, and cost-effective.

Meanwhile, Souk0 gave loyalty, effort, and heart.
He gave… a hoodie request.

Some people grow.
Some people coast.
And some?
They float.

You know you love me,
ECholine, XOXO