Velvet Viper

Spotted: Velvet Viper shedding her innocence like last season’s knockoff silk and pretending nobody noticed. Sweetheart, when half the city knows your “first time” didn’t come with a wedding ring — or a man — it’s not exactly a mystery anymore.

But the Viper’s been busy. Apparently switching teams wasn’t enough of a plot twist, because now she’s eyeing something truly off-limits: her friend’s boyfriend. Bold move for someone who can barely keep her own life from collapsing under its… weight.

And trust me, she’s not subtle. You don’t need binoculars to see the way she circles him — like a hungry stray eyeing someone else’s dinner. Pathetic? Maybe. Predictable? Definitely.

Sources say she’s trying to play it off, batting her lashes and pretending she’s not one bad decision away from blowing up an entire friend group. But when has our Viper ever cared about loyalty? Or boundaries? Or dignity?

Stay tuned, Upper Circle. Because when Velvet Viper wants something, she doesn’t whisper.
She devours.

You know you love me,
XOXO, ECholine.